— MICROCHILLI PRESENTS —

WHERE THE

f##k is my

mONEY?

A full day profit workshop for Female founders in service based businesses.

You're turning over serious revenue. So why does it feel like there's nothing left for you?

📍Melbourne, VIC (exact location TBC)

🗓️ Date: Tuesday 28th July 26

💰Investment: $197

— VISION —

THIS IS WHERE YOUR

next level begins.

Imagine waking up on a Monday morning and actually knowing down to the dollar what your business made last month, what you get to keep, and exactly when it's hitting your account.

Imagine taking a two-week holiday with your family, leaving your laptop at home, and coming back to a business that didn't just survive — it thrived.

Imagine paying yourself $15–20k a month. Consistently. Without guilt. Without robbing Peter to pay Paul. Without working another 60-hour week to make it happen.

Imagine sitting across from your partner at dinner not talking about cash flow, not mentally running payroll numbers; just being there. Present. Financially secure. Finally free.

"That's not a fantasy. That's what happens when you stop chasing revenue and start building profit."

— That's exactly what Where the F##k is My Money? is designed to help you create.

— THE PROBLEM —

WHAT GOT YOU TO $300K IN REVENUE

WILL NOT GET YOU $300k IN PROFIT.

Here's what's actually happening right now:

01

You're consistently hitting strong revenue numbers, but you're still last on the payment list in your own business.

02

Every time revenue goes up, your expenses seem to go up with it. The gap between what comes in and what you take home never seems to close.

03

You're working harder than ever, but your actual pay packet tells a very different story to your invoice total.

04

You lie awake at 3AM asking yourself: "How is my business turning over $300k and I"m still struggling to pay myself?"

05

You've tried hitting the next revenue milestone, launching new offers, hiring more help, and nothing has actually fixed it.

more revenue will not fix a broken profit structure.

You're not bad at business. You're just missing the system.

— WHAT YOU'LL LEARN —

ONE DAY. FIVE PROFIT SHIFTS.

A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR MONEY.

Here's what we're covering:

01

01 —

Your freedom number

Know exactly what your business needs to pay you.

Most founders have never calculated the real number their business needs to generate for them to live the life they designed it for. You will leave today knowing that number with total precision. And everything else in the day works toward closing the gap to it.

02

02 —

your reality gap

The honest picture - no judgement.

You know your revenue. Do do you know what's actually making it to your pocket? In this session you map your real numbers - revenue, take-home and the gap between where you are and your Freedom number. For most women in this room, seeing it in black and white is the moment everything changes.

03

03 —

Your profit leak audit

Find the money you didn't know you were losing

Before you chase new revenue, you need to fix what's already leaking. Most $300k+ businesses are quietly losing $2-$5k every month in forgotten subscriptions, underused tools and unchecked costs. You'll find yours, from memory in minutes and feel the annual cost of staying comfortable.

04

04 —

pricing for profit

Charge for the value you bring

The moment you package your services your hourly rate becomes invisible. Your client stops buying your time and starts buying the outcome. In this session you'll understand exactly why packaging is the fastest path to your Freedom Number and why what you charge has nothing to do with what your clients will pay.

05

05 —

THe ceo decision engine

See exactly what moving one lever does to your take-home

What happens to your take home if you raise your prices by 10%? What if you added 2 new clients per month? The CEO decision engine show you, live, in real time with real numbers. By the end of this session you will see exactly what it takes to close your gap. Not in theory. In your actual business.

Plus: Live hot seats throughout the day. Your questions answered. Your numbers looked at. Real feedback, in real time.

— IDENTITY SHIFT —

DON'T JUST UNDERSTAND YOUR NUMBERS. bECOME A FOUNDER WHO OWNS THEM.

The difference between a founder who's constantly stressed about cash flow and a founder who pays herself $15-$20k a month isn't talent, hustle, or even revenue. It's a profit system.

— RIGHT NOW —

the stressed operator

Reactive, revenue focused, hoping the numbers work out. Impressive on the outside, privately exhaused on the inside. Lying awake at 3am.

— AFTER THIS WORKSHOP —

THE EMERGING CEO

Pays herself first. Knows her margins. Makes financial decisions from data, not panic. Doesn't lie awake at 3am anymore. Has a system and the system works.

That identity is available to you. It starts in this room.

— WHO THIS IS FOR —

THIS IS FOR YOU IF:

THIS IS NOT FOR YOU IF:

You're a female founder in professional services; law, consulting, wellness, creative studios turning over $200k–$2M.

❌

You're looking for tax advice or compliance work. (That's not what this is.)

Your revenue looks impressive but your take home pay doesn't match it.

❌

You're not willing to look honestly at your numbers.

Your done with generic accountants who only talk compliance, not profit strategy.

❌

You want someone to tell you what you want to hear instead of what you need to know.

You want to understand your numbers without drowning in jargon or feeling stupid.

❌

You're still in start up mode and not yet generating consistent revenue.

You're ready to stop being last on your own payment list.

❌

You want a magic formula without doing the mindset work.

You want a real plan, built for your actual business. Not a one size fits all template.

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You're happy outsourcing all financial decisions and never want to understand them yourself.

— RESULTS —

MY CLIENTS RESULTS SPEAK

LOUDER THAN I EVER COULD.

"No freaking way would I have done this without Sharon. For the first time, I actually know my freedom number and what the business needs to generate to give me the life I want. I've cut subscriptions, found $10K in untapped group capacity, and added $5.5K through a price increase. And these school holidays? I was actually present with my family; not stressed, not distracted, not doing mental arithmetic about money. I'm not flying blind anymore. This is what financial clarity actually feels like."

— Fibi, Founder, The Study Hub Tuition

I can't recommend Sharon from MicroChilli enough! I found her through recommendations on facebook and since first contact the whole process has been a breeze. She's got my books in order and sends me very useful monthly reports to help keep me on track.

— Olivia, Founder, Dog Yog

WOMEN JUST LIKE YOU ARE ALREADY:

Paying themselves consistently for the first time in years

Repricing their services and immediately increasing take home pay

Building towards the Profit Revolution and a fully scalable business

Identifying and cutting $2-$4k in monthly profit leaks

Sleeping through the night without the 3AM cashflow spiral

— YOUR FUTURE —

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT TO FINALLY

GET PAID FOR YOUR VALUE.

Picture yourself 90 days from today:

You have a dedicated Profit account and it's growing every month

You know your numbers; not just your revenue, but your real profit margins.

You've cut the expenses that were quietly bleeding your business dry

You've repriced at least one service and immediately felt the difference

Your partner has stopped asking when things are going to get better, because they already have

You went to school pick up without checking your phone once

You're sleeping properly. Finally!

You said no to a client that wasn't profitable and felt zero guilt

"That's not a fantasy. That's what happens when you stop scaling a broken model and start building a real profit structure

— That's exactly what Where the F##k is My Money? is designed to help you create.

— WHY THIS IS DIFFERENT —

THIS ISN'T ANOTHER GENERIC

FINANCE WORKSHOP.

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

This is where female founders in professional services come to finally get honest, strategic, jargon free answers about their money. They leave with a plan they can actually implement.

WHAT YOU WON'T GET:

Compliance talk. Tax Returns. Backwards looking reports that leave you more confused than when you arrived.

Corporate tone, accountant jargon, or being made to feel stupid for not already knowing this.

Generic advice that treats a $300k service based firm the same as a $50k startup.

Fluffy motivation with nothing to show for your day.

WHAT YOU WILL GET:

YOUR ACTUAL NUMBERS.

YOUR ACTUAL PROFIT LEAKS.

YOUR ACTUAL PLAN.

Built by a Chartered Management Accountant and Profit first certified coach who has sat across the table from female founders at every revenue level and knows exactly why the money disappears.

all heat. no smoke.

— ABOUT SHARON —

WHY I CAN HELP YOU FIND YOUR MONEY

AND KEEP MORE OF IT.

I'm Sharon, founder of MicroChilli, Chartered Management Accountant and Profit First Certified Coach.

I know what it's like to look at your bank account and feel that sick know in your stomach, because I've been there. I started my career as a young single mum, studying accounting while working full time, trying to figure out how to make money work when there wasn't much of it.

That experience didn't just shape my career. It became my mission. I've spent years helping female founders in professional services do one thing: turn their impressive revenue into actual profit they can take home. No one day. Not eventually. Now.

🌶️Identify and plug profit leaks worth thousands every month

🌶️Implement Profit First banking structures that protect their pay from day one

🌶️Reprice their services and increase take home without winning new clients

🌶️Build towards $15-$20k monthly owner pay consistently

— YOUR INVESTMENT —

HERE'S EVERYTHING

YOU GET:

🌶 LIMITED SPOTS

DATE 28 July 2026

$197

Limited spots available

🌶️Full day - in person workshop

🌶️Printed workbook

🌶️Live hotseats & personalised feedback

🌶️Coffee & snacks provided

🌶️Know your freedom numberand exactly what it takes to close the gap.

Ready to go deeper? The Revenue to Riches program is your next step. Attendees get first access and a special offer on the day

— YOUR MOMENT IS NOW —

EVERY MONTH WITHOUT A PROPER PROFIT

SYSTEM IS ANOTHER MONTH OF:

→ Revenue you've earned disappearing into expenses before it reaches your pocket

→ 3AM anxiety about payroll, cash flow and whether it's all worth it

→ Another "just one more month" promise to yourself and your family

→ Watching your competitors with similar revenue seem to take more home

Spots are strictly limited. No replay. No recording. No way to get the hotseat feedback online.

When we're full, we're full.

— THE ROOM —

YOU'LL BE IN A ROOM FULL OF WOMEN

wHO GET IT

No judgement. No competition. No pretending everything's fine.

Done performing success on the outside while quietly struggling on the inside

Proactive, open minded and serious about building a profitable business

Willing to look honestly at their numbers and make real change

At a similar stage. Strong revenue, ready to turn it into real profit

"The conversations that happen in rooms like this, over coffee, over lunch, in the hotseat, are worth the ticket alone."

— FAQ —

YOUR QUESTIONS

ANSWERED

Is this just accounting? I already have an accountant.

This is not accounting. This is profit strategy and there's a massive difference. Your accountant looks backwards (tax, compliance, BAS). This workshop looks forward: how to structure your business so you take home more, starting now. Most of our attendees have accountants. They come here for what their accountant doesn't give them.

I'm not great with numbers. Will I understand this?

Absolutely. This workshop is built for founders, not accountants. No jargon. No overwhelm. We make your numbers simple, visual, and actionable so you leave with answers, not more confusion. If you can read a bank statement, you can do this.


$197 is a stretch right now - Is it worth it?

Here's the real question: What is another month of not knowing where your money goes actually costing you? If you have even one profit leak worth $500 / month that we identify and cut, this workshop pays for itself 2.5 x over. The cost of NOT attending is far higher than the ticket price.

I'm really busy. Can I justify taking whole day out?

You can't afford not to. The cycle you're in won't break itself and another month of firefighting won't get you to a place where you can step back. One day, invested in the right strategy, can save you months of spinning your wheels. Your business needs you to do this.


Will the date and location suit me?

Date and venue will be confirmed very soon; add yourself to the waitlist now to be first to know, and to lock in the early bird rate before the official launch.



What happens after the event?

You'll leave today knowing your freedom number, your reality gap and exactly what's been quietly draining your profit. You'll understand why your pricing needs to change and what one small shift does to your take-home. You'll leave with clarity, a number to chase and the three things you're doing this week to start closing the gap.

For those ready to go deeper, the Revenue to Riches 90 day profit sprint is your next step - and attendees get first access and a special in room offer on the day.



Still have questions?

🌶

this is your moment

You've worked too hard, sacrificed too much, and built something too real

to keep walking away with the wrong end of the deal.

On day. One room. One profit plan that changes everything.

MICROCHILLI. ALL HEAT. NO SMOKE